My birthday wishlist for 2011

I would like to wish for material treats this year, a day before I turn 33, because I deserve to have them.

• A colored inkjet printer with built-in scanner.
• Sponsorship to Egypt on 10.30.11 to 11.12.11.
• Time to create, cook, and bake.  Make ref cakes for starters.
• A new pair of closed shoes.
• A pair of Havaianas slippers.
• Full body and foot massage every two months.
• An Apple iPhone 4.
• A new pair of dark jeans.
• A new pair of black office trousers.
• A new special occasion night gown.  Large (not XL).
• Mutual funds investment show money.
• New blouses.
• Quarterly hair spa treatment.